Brieosaurus
Admit it. You need me. We’re connected!
(Source: mishasteaparty)
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…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”#sometimes i remember that tom hanks exists and the world seems a better place.
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god man it just saddens me that there are so many people in the world and i won’t even get to meet a fifth of them like there are so many stories that i’ll never get to hear and wow i don’t know why it makes me as upset as it does
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John, what is your face, John.
I AM EXTREMELY UPSET
THIS IS MY EXTREME FROWN
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i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
(Source: barricadeponine)
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since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
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i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
(Source: teambeentohell)
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
148,524 notes (via yplum & nannajane)
BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE LAST 10 MINUTES.
NOT GETTING OLD.
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